Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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