why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
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