You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
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