I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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