I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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