"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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