yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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