Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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