i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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