i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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