OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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