okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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