ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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