the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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