And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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