she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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