Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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