I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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