I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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