Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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