It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You may now shotgun with the bride
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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