Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I had to cum in my sink.
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