he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
