i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
we're so committed to being not committed
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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