Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I will die if light touches me.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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