So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Sponge bath it is.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Randomize
