Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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