remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Floor bacon is actually really good
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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