don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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