just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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