I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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