brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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