his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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