Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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