the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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