Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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