Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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