I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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