My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
is that a dick in a sweater?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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