I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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