we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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