I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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