You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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