So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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