his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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