I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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