he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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