He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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