i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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