Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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