he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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