After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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