I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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