What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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