Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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