if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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