Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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