summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
PANTIES FOUND
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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