New invention idea: vibrating tampons
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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