There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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